Middle-Earth McDonalds

The secret origins of McDonalds!

Grey Havens YA

It was the dawn of the Fourth Age. The Men of Middle-Earth had organized themselves once more. King Elessar had been crowned king of Gondor and Arnor. The dwarves had taken their place in their great fortresses. Yet one problem still remained: How shall the species of Middle-Earth get flavorful food?

The answer came from an old well known dwarf named Bombur. He had been fat for most of his days from eating more food than was good for him. Bombur thought food was the greatest thing to ever have existed! Bombur wanted to spread all the great delicacies from the many places he had visited. He created a restaurant named McDonalds. He named this restaurant after his Great Great Uncle’s Granddaughter’s horse. This new idea sparked interest in some, but others thought it foolish.

The first (but CERTAINLY not last) McDonalds appeared where Rivendell once stood. Actually, Rivendell BECAME…

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Author: badgaladriel

Founder of The Grey Havens Group in Longmont, Colorado.

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